The Daemon Queen
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buffskeleton:

“How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.”

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

(via thelord-oftherings)

towritecomicsonherarms:

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cookingwithroxy:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

jaspertheshark:

cisphobicmob:

cisphobicmob:

cisphobicmob:

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Wdtdgfhgvhg im screaming all of the “sins” were just minor nitpicks that don’t even matter

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That’s just how regular middle schoolers are

That’s How Roommates Are

….. That setup makes sense???? I mean that’s obviously his laptop powering the 2 monitors so that’s not weird at all and everyone has their phone nearby?

Also Ganke is supposed to be a computer person and as someone who has done Literally Any Coding I can assure you one screen is for actually writing code, one screen is for googling why the code doesn’t work whY are there 50 errors, and one screen is for procrastinating and hoping the code will just fix itself somehow because computers are magic

Coders, music makers, techies, any kind of computer person will have this kind of setup. One of my friends lives this exact fucking thing, where he’s up at 3am making music or watching some videos or researching another repair issue. This IS A THING.

that’s how i am literally right now. except a fire tablet instead of a laptop

people taking cinemasins seriously *ding*

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

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lonevarg:

birb-ghost:

fanotastic:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

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Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

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Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

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(via mens-rights-activia)

snommelp:

eroticcannibal:

grannyweatherwaxshat:

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dad4god:

politijohn:

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Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

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Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

(via a-daks)

busket:

cissy-girl:

busket:

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)

i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)

(via mens-rights-activia)

kaijuno:

not to be controversial but respect trans men or die by my sword

(via osanzo)

virgoassbitch:

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

(via littlebirdofprey)

the-goblin-cat:

firelordderpy:

the-goblin-cat:

mens-rights-activia:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

That’s more the fuck like it

(via a-daks)

thekeybladeninja:

greatfay:

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starfire003:

irrevocably-delicious:

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Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

(via osanzo)

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